AK’s Guide to Suits
An introduction to the finer details of menswear, and how to get them right in your… aw, hell, why am I describing it here? Read the intro!
(Source: nihilnovisubsole)
AK’s Guide to Suits
An introduction to the finer details of menswear, and how to get them right in your… aw, hell, why am I describing it here? Read the intro!
(Source: nihilnovisubsole)
“Well..hmm, if I can ask a few things, how long have you and Shadow been running your business?”
“About a month…why do you ask?”
”..Thats very odd, a similar store set up near you guys around three weeks ago, also a corner store, and how much buisness would you say you guys get?”
“Eh….Sonic comes in from time to time, but Shadow scares him off. Amy comes in because we carry her brand of feminine products. But…honestly not much. Plus another store couldn’t be that bad…why do you ask?”, he asked, perking his eyebrows a bit, in the back of his mind wondering “why don’t I have ears?” for no reason at all.
“Well..hmm, if I can ask a few things, how long have you and Shadow been running your business?”
“About a month…why do you ask?”
It was a sunny day on the outskirts of Station Square, where our “heroes” had set up shop. The only two
realemployees were getting ready. And by that…I mean Knuckles. Shadow simply lazed around back in his office while the echidna did all the work. And to boot the sign on the front door now said “OPEN!”.
Knuckles: *stocking shelves in the chip isle* Lazy old fart….why do I have to be the one to stock this crap and clean up before customers arrive? Seriously! It’s NOT fair! Even Chaos, god of destruction, gets more time off than me…*he said with a grumble and sigh as he continued to put chips in their place*((OOC: I’m not very good at “open roleplay” so please be kind and forgive me if I derp ^^;))
A light colored hedgehog looks in as he slowly treads into the store, looking about as he fiddles his fingers softly. “Hello? Anyone present?” he asks as he walks in.
The red echidna perked up over the shelves of isle 4 with his royal purple eyes and just blinked at the sight. There was finally a customer…after nearly a month after opening and only seeing a few “friends” walk in and buy things. “Yo! Over here!”, he said with a wave to the hedgehog. “Silver…right?”, he asked, confident of the answer.
Silver would nod as he headed over to him folding his arms. “It’s been quite some time Knuckles, shouldn’t you be guarding that great big gem? A guardian of that gem working at a corner store is well, odd don’t you think?”
He points a thumb to behind him and over at the register counter. “I brought that with me. And yeah, it is, but at the same time? It’s more interesting than sitting around on top of the Master Emerald all day…”, he said with a shrug as he leaned over the shelves. “Now is there anything I can get you?”, Knuckles asked, as it was his job after all.
“Huh..OH RIGHT!” He said slamming his fist into his palm. “Well, first off, need a huge jug of water if you have one around, and, I was pondering if this place is hiring or not, work seems rather hard to come by in this town.”
“Well actually, no, we’re not. Not until we have more business…and that’s Shadow’s rule. Not mine.”, he said as he sighed a bit, headed the coolers in the back, picking up a full gallon of water from the lower shelf in it. Knuckles then proceeded to the counter and placed it there for the light furred hedgehog. “This all you need buddy?”, he asked as he gave Silver a glance.
It was a sunny day on the outskirts of Station Square, where our “heroes” had set up shop. The only two
realemployees were getting ready. And by that…I mean Knuckles. Shadow simply lazed around back in his office while the echidna did all the work. And to boot the sign on the front door now said “OPEN!”.
Knuckles: *stocking shelves in the chip isle* Lazy old fart….why do I have to be the one to stock this crap and clean up before customers arrive? Seriously! It’s NOT fair! Even Chaos, god of destruction, gets more time off than me…*he said with a grumble and sigh as he continued to put chips in their place*((OOC: I’m not very good at “open roleplay” so please be kind and forgive me if I derp ^^;))
A light colored hedgehog looks in as he slowly treads into the store, looking about as he fiddles his fingers softly. “Hello? Anyone present?” he asks as he walks in.
The red echidna perked up over the shelves of isle 4 with his royal purple eyes and just blinked at the sight. There was finally a customer…after nearly a month after opening and only seeing a few “friends” walk in and buy things. “Yo! Over here!”, he said with a wave to the hedgehog. “Silver…right?”, he asked, confident of the answer.
Silver would nod as he headed over to him folding his arms. “It’s been quite some time Knuckles, shouldn’t you be guarding that great big gem? A guardian of that gem working at a corner store is well, odd don’t you think?”
He points a thumb to behind him and over at the register counter. “I brought that with me. And yeah, it is, but at the same time? It’s more interesting than sitting around on top of the Master Emerald all day…”, he said with a shrug as he leaned over the shelves. “Now is there anything I can get you?”, Knuckles asked, as it was his job after all.
It was a sunny day on the outskirts of Station Square, where our “heroes” had set up shop. The only two
realemployees were getting ready. And by that…I mean Knuckles. Shadow simply lazed around back in his office while the echidna did all the work. And to boot the sign on the front door now said “OPEN!”.
Knuckles: *stocking shelves in the chip isle* Lazy old fart….why do I have to be the one to stock this crap and clean up before customers arrive? Seriously! It’s NOT fair! Even Chaos, god of destruction, gets more time off than me…*he said with a grumble and sigh as he continued to put chips in their place*((OOC: I’m not very good at “open roleplay” so please be kind and forgive me if I derp ^^;))
A light colored hedgehog looks in as he slowly treads into the store, looking about as he fiddles his fingers softly. “Hello? Anyone present?” he asks as he walks in.
The red echidna perked up over the shelves of isle 4 with his royal purple eyes and just blinked at the sight. There was finally a customer…after nearly a month after opening and only seeing a few “friends” walk in and buy things. “Yo! Over here!”, he said with a wave to the hedgehog. “Silver…right?”, he asked, confident of the answer.
((OOC: OFFICIALLY THE NEW ICON FOR INCON!))
It was a sunny day on the outskirts of Station Square, where our “heroes” had set up shop. The only two real employees were getting ready. And by that…I mean Knuckles. Shadow simply lazed around back in his office while the echidna did all the work. And to boot the sign on the front door now said “OPEN!”.
Knuckles: *stocking shelves in the chip isle* Lazy old fart….why do I have to be the one to stock this crap and clean up before customers arrive? Seriously! It’s NOT fair! Even Chaos, god of destruction, gets more time off than me…*he said with a grumble and sigh as he continued to put chips in their place*
((OOC: I’m not very good at “open roleplay” so please be kind and forgive me if I derp ^^;))
NBC got the only right that matters.
I’m literally crying from laughter.
.__.
NBC oh my god……………….
I don’t think this even deserves a ‘you tried’
..really? You humans can’t even get your own countries right? I-I don’t mean to say you’re all retarded but come on, just..oi..least you got one country right though.
((OOC: Alright…wtf is this shit sirs?! WHAT…THE EVER LIVING….FUCK….is THIS?! NBC You dishonor us all….))
Shadow:
“In all honesty…that’s not that bad. I could think of worse bosses. And don’t say Sonic or Chaos next…=.=;;”
((OOC: C’mon anons you can do better!))
(Source: jade-the-earthbender)
(Source: the-two-italian-plumbers-mod)
Shadow: “This will never happen…*sniffle* NO I AM NOT CRYING KNUCKLES STFU!”
Knuckles: “Well there are only 3 of us working here…so…I’d assume there is.”
GIMME DAT SHIT by ~Faezza
“Bitch….you steal mah MAHSTAH EMMERROWDS?! >:C”
(This fucking made my day)